darthraider (darthraider) wrote in he_bitches,
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(breathing)

(breathes) I just wanted to point out that Jar Jar Binks is a pansy and I don't like him. I am accepting applications to join my evil fleet to bring forth rage upon Jar Jar and his retarded family.

Oh and Chewbacca I fucking hate your fur, You need a shiny suit like mine or else you die. I swear if I hear your animal-ish cries one more time, I'm gonna light your fur on fire and dance around it like a ritual in Africa, you hear me? Jim Carrey; Ace Ventura II style. You fuckin fur ball. Fuck you.

(breathes harder)
Fuck star wars Episode II for making the script to have that white haired jedi cut off my arm. Only I know the truth that it was really cut off while I was fighting apes on planet of the apes, and one of the apes bit it off. Fuck star wars ep II for glorifying a lie! Fuck them bitches.

(breathe exits)
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